Superlatives Mania

People often inquire in superlatives. “Who is your BEST friend?” “What is the MOST embarrassing thing you have done?” “What do you think is your BIGGEST accomplishment yet?” MOST of the times I give vague replies to such queries which I manage to pull out my ass right then and there. This Monday at work I got to thinking seriously about the mosts, the bests and the remaining superlatives that cross my everyday life a lot.

1. MOST important decision yet: This one was easy. The most important decision I’d had to make was about my tattoo and I knew this while I was making it. I knew once I had that needle finish its work, there could be no looking back. I haven’t had to make such a tough decision before or since.
2. CrappiEST moment in life: When I realized that I’ll have to take the worst course I ever took, again. FML.
3. HappiEST Moment in life: When I realized that South Park was actually funny. I had finally discovered a show that was going to be there to make me laugh for the rest of my life. This happened during Episode 1: Tonsil Trouble in Season 12 when Kyle beats the crap out of Cartman for not taking his HIV positive condition seriously.
4. What do I want the MOST: Now this is too common a question to have not pondered about it. But I haven’t pondered about it till now. Usually I am just pondering about giving an impressive answer. I think what I want the most is to see Led Zeppelin perform live. Yeah I want world peace, 1000 shoes, universal vegetarianism too, but it would suck to die without seeing some or all of Led Zeppelin perform live.
5.What is my BEST memory: The day I fell in true love for the first time ever…..with the town of Mcleodganj.